Oh man I saw some twitter marketing thing on the news last night, how depressing.
What about the days of myspace when it was dangerous and sexy. Twitter is full of nerds. Dweebs. Squares.
I’m not into their marketing tip, even though it’s kind of my game in my business, I’m like, nah. Too many nerds, and they bring down my vibe, I’m serious.
I’m trying to elevate, trying to ascend, and I don’t want to know about all these nerdish dweebs and their vibe it’s not my buzz, it’s not what I want.
This girl says to me she saw my videos on youtube and I guess I’m like yeah sure, god.
Y’know, depressing, where did all the vibes go. Yeah okay, I realised it was not real enough. I couldn’t carry the game, so I had to regroup and prepare. And now I worry deep down that I’m past it and regret when some girl says she saw me that I never picked it up and took it all the way, and yet isnpt that ultimately the goal I’m reaching for?
My narrative, to take my camera in hand and paint a picture, and write a song that belong with it and it’s all a story that tells of how things were, are and can be?
mmm. That’s why I refined my character. That’s why my past as a myspace guy will be a part of my new character but not as defining.
But I reach for that old myspace buzz where people were paying attention, peoples behaviour hasn’t changed but the channel has changed, and I can’t find it, and I hope I haven’t changed, I don’t seem to have that crazy energy any more I wonder if I can find it when the red record light switches on.
And creatively I have been obsessed with bridging from myspace to what I’m doing now. Yes, the key plot is I have reinvented myself as this kind of business guy, and I just happen to be a DJ, this DJ Romantech who makes drum and bass.
But the call of myspace is too strong, amidst my crazy schemes to get rich and do my mad marketing the legacy of myspace calls me, I could be somebody, and I so desperately have a story to tell, and deep in my heart I long to rediscover all that was pure and innocent in a fantasy, in a girl, and that is a story.
All very dramatic isn’t it.
But yeah, the bridge. I think the bridge is an unacknowledged element, that as I push forward with my notoriety, deep down it nags my character that I don’t have the girl, and harking back to times past.
I am going to be heading back to kingsland to film my masterpiece! That’s what that space will be for, so what am I looking to develop in the new reality compound?
The kurb marketing buzz
The auckland pirate
The modelling agency
Girls
Short Circuit
And of course the myspace stuff which is the legend of the tiger penis.
What of the Tiger Penis. “Don’t talk to me about tiger penis.”
Speak not of the tiger’s penis and it’s terrible power! The tiger penis is the secret intriguing storyline, where I might pay tribute to Mr. Asia, of course it will become apparent that tiger penis is a code for something, but exactly what, no one knows.
Just that it’s uncertain, shady and lucrative, so you’re going to see me conflicted in my quest for the powder, which will sway from literal to metaphorical without explanation.
This will be the platform also to reintroduce myspace as myspace and tiger penis stories are tied in at the root, so the tiger penis will be associated with a better time where perhaps I wasn’t as wealthy but I was a cool myspace guy, and many different visions of the past call me back to better times, hopes for better things than simply becoming rich and powerful.
And the music tells these stories.
so lots of stuff, y’know girls, tiger penis, and some of the other stuff I planned, will depend on what’s available, but really I just need to set up my platform, the intro of a few episodes, the pilot episodes that tell the main story, so then I’m actually free to add random stuff, and only advance the storyline once a month if I need to.
But what is the main storyline? The saga of the tiger penis, girls, and my desperate need for recognition that initially will be revealed mainly through kurb business, but as I become more established on youtube, getting back into the celebrity baiting
Short Circuit and bridging over to that would be part of the next step too, i know once my platform of pilot episodes is established I can begin bridging over to that and bridging over to romantech stuff, but for romantech I might just add random videos of me djing and not even explain anything so it’s just basically this unexplored statement that I am a DJ.
Also the modelling agency would provide regular fodder, pretty girls in weird situations. I just need lots of regular stuff I do, different character sketches, so I can slip story in between it.
Graham is a sketch I can do, and also the older details of the quest for the tigers penis, trips to the butchers, asian marts, oh and of course the debt collecting I was gonna do.
We’ve got our characters, jailbait, sweatshop, Ian, Graham so again it’s kind of like . . . just focus on building the bridge, establishing that platform and then seeing where it feels comfortable going form there, I might decide to focus on the music side of it and just be really freestyle and abstract.
