Mystical universe thingeemajiggy umm yeah my list, basically.
I had something clever to say but psssht gone, sorry, but yeah, was excited about my list.
You can buy some stuff. Buy it, and I make money. I just thought about it, y’know, my list, all these ideas, I had some ideas about how it was going to play, but anyway, first my stuff which is all like, music marketing that if you buy it I get money, which I like:
record label music business plan
So now that’s over, yeah it was going play like this:
I had to write something that would appeal to music fans, online marketing people and anybody else who was on a romantech vibe. It had to be giving on many levels. A free report? What would I report? I’d need a big bloody package!
In good time. In the meantime, yes well, I’m excited about a list. Maybe I’ll just go listcore. I’ll just purely be list because that’s where the money is at.
I could play secret games, as well. Like, if something was extra special, you’d have to play a secret game to get the info.
It’s hard to imagine, but the thing is doctor, it’ll never work otherwise. Maybe debrand it all together? Use 3rd person stuff? Be wilfully wiley. So people don’t know where you’re coming from, only where they’re at. If you get me.
They’re drawn in, they have to be.
Like, check it, newsletter starts:
“New Romantech mixtape . . .
“Matt Turner works at kurb promotions where he often . . .
“In the latest episode of Reality Compound”
Basically write it in the style of the writer presuming incorrectly that the reader is familiar with the characters when it should be read as if you’d never heard of those people.
Especially if you’re cold cutting into some ramble then flow into a specific character area so the brand identity is really flowing.
Maybe I should give it an ironic stupid name like “chat with matt” – it already says “sign up for Matt’s newsletter” it is getting prettttty murky in terms of calling out the brand, like the newsletter is always seperate.
Yeah I just read my first newsletter, it’s not edgy enough.
It’s too ho hum, and probably too long.
It was all about having a newsletter, and it was all about me. Forget me, the newsletter needs to be for the fans. I’m indulgent enough as it is on here, the newlsetter can be a non indulgent space where it’s all about giving.
It’s like wrestling in the 80’s, the tv weeknight shows were just boring vehicles for the big match up specials where the big wrestlers actually did stuff like royal rumble and that.
I could do a free report on “how to be awesome”. Seriously. Not that I’m awesome but I could pretty much guess how. In fact I think I’m going to start working on it now.
