You can follow me on twitter at http://www.twitter.com/mattnz but remember I run a marketing and promotions business so be aware I tweet a lot about that kind of stuff.
This is just a bunch of tweets I never bothered to post, because well, for whatever reason, I just didn’t – marketing tweets, beat tweets, life tweets, whatever tweets.
one day I just know I’m gonna be somebody’s #bennyblanco #pacino
It’s friday night girl.. yeah that’s right.. you know what im thinkin bout . . .
- mah brand bitch! I said mah brand! -whaaaht? mah p.p.p.pehpeh-wikiwiki-personal brand! That’s right, mah brand dawg, I said mah brand! Mah ppp
So, adwords on twitter then? *shrugs* suits me just fine. Move aside “networkers” and obsequoids, real marketers coming through
You say: “money isn’t everything” I hear: “If you didn’t work so hard you be more of a loser – like me.”
Money isnt everything. Being cool isnt everything. Sex isnt everything. Hey Yknow your version of “everything” sounds pretty boring
being nice adds value for people who need therapy. Where da rutherfords
y’know any true socialist would say build the movement, build the party but im kinda like – the movement are dicks, wheres the good drugs
thinks when I get into my 40’s, gonna turn completely evil – y’know, long coat, italian shoes, chauffeur, scary laugh #antibranding
love spam followers who are all like complaining about “twitter limits” and “too many links” + they wont see this amongst their 10k follows
Swifty quoting Nancy: “I maybe rich, put do you want all the problems that go with it?” *cough* slumlord *cough* . . . what? #greylynn
Reading some dbag’s blog and trying to work out if he’s for real. In 09 does it even matter? #antibranding http://www.arthurkade.com
This whole thing started with underquoting, overworking, understaffing,
so next I was ill, surrounded by toxic fumes and on 64kbps with clients calling for blood. You gotta measure yourself. Beware of the growth
RT @themodernlovers “ . . . cos Pablo Picasso . . . never got *called* an asshole . . . not like you . . . “
dont you worry baby boo because you’ll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with you, thats what I do, ask donkey kong he’s in my crew
#lolfatality #autotunethenews
oh I get it now, #followfriday is just like those “whore trains” on myspace *[<OMG add this sexy hot ass kid coz he's EMO>]* add my name plz?
Soon as I hear an artist talkin bout “getting signed” I’m thinkin – yeah and who’s your plastic surgeon again? #nicedream #groundcontrol
gettin my unfollow on. Even muso’s and kiwis who only offer feed links + no insight are gonna get unf’d. Personality. You should try it
so if you’re within your rights to minimise your tax bill in NZ . . . who’s writing a blog about it? #canhazaudi #ontheexpenseacct
I blame @publicaddress I was just a broke DJ, next im on stage with @dubdotdash @zephoria + @robyngallagher facing the captains of media
Paul Gauguin was a depressed, suicidal stockbroker before he moved to Tahiti at the age of 43 and became a painter. Henri Rousseau was a tax collector until the age of 49;
These twitter-as-feed auto DM botboys cant be banking – why else would the be making dicks of themselves in public
Thinkin about Chuck D talking bout guys at the top not caring bout the music, just making money . . . oh so you mean its a bad thing? Whoops
Let me see. Myspace built my career, let me date gorgeous women, let me speak directly to thos who inspired. Facebook banned me for not using my real name.
Getting into unfing. I unf for same reason I dont f in the first place. If you’re a lame internet marketer and even your failings fail to amuse me
Sure if you wanna sacrifice your rep just to break into making a hundy here or there, fine, I been there. Just dont expect me to be impressed
I want them to play “My Humps” at my funeral. Really represents who I am, y’know – a deep thinker. And “Fruit Salad” by The Wiggles
I just think it’s only fair to let people know now that I am going to be turning over to the baddies side
Fair I picked up stuff like Perry Como from Lost but Heroes using “Sleepwalk” I dunno. Mad Men soundtrack would be like insane bro #lounge
Get it right, the guy said “1000 true fans” not 10,000 random internet marketers – that’s how musicians need to rock on twitter.
See here’s one that gets at me. When I discover an entrepreneurial/business/mmo blogger I read has a day job. WTF? dont front like you know
clashed with separatist militants in the western provinces of my back yard. Calling on the UN
Need to get back into my pirate parties. Telling stories to little kids helps my ego stay slim and under control. #groundcontrol
dares not speak of the powdered tiger penis, and it’s terrible power? Tiger eyes stare at me from 2006 through the jungles of Social Media
had a friend who made lame jokes about swine flu on twitter they started convulsing, shitting blood and screaming cos thr genitals fell off
Longgg Ago!♫ . . . gettin my #nzmm tweet on . . .Bobby Joe, Viva Bobby Joe . . . Thinkin about you, thinkin about me . . .
In NZ music month mode. Into the UK Shoegaze sound? Check out NZ band Jean-Paul Sartre Experience
just wanna do a YT thing about a failed dealer + DJ who becomes a myspace celebrity & then an evil entrepreneur. That’s it, then I can die.
you have to be the somethingest.
take the blue pill, the story ends.. take the powdered tiger penis.. and become a samurai in the boardroom AND the bedroom #realitycompound
life doesn’t always work out like in the movies. And for that I curse you, #johnhughes #genx #dontdontdontdontdontyou
I think Grey Lynn will always be a place where knowing about cool bands is more important than how much money you have #nothiptobesquare
I use my mothers name purely for branding. ie no one asks me to spell it. Ironically ggrndads name was changed 19th c to sound less irish
This aspiring videographer needs a frickin dermo yall
