My video hole still needs to be filled.
What about home alone
Yes, I like that. But it can’t just go in the video hole. It’s all dramatic. Or can it?
Maybe it just needs a little introduction on it? Now I’m confused because I wanted to do a serious american – hey maybe even Auckland’s Most Wanted!
Yeah I’ll do Auckland’s most wanted, it’ll be much funnier and less depressing than home alone, and when I do drop home alone, people will know that I am want to swing between stupid silly funny stuff and weird uneasy depressing stuff.
“Hi I’mMatt Turner from Reality COmpound and This is Auckland’s most wanted.
Now on today’s show, we meet a shady character you may have seen lurking around and DJing about town, known as Romantech.
This DJ has been known to refer to himself as the Knave of Hearts – but it’s more than tarts this jerk has taken – instead of breaking beats and breaking hearts this wannabe Auckland DJ has been breaking the law – and it’s only a matter of time before with your help, we give this DJ a record of a different type: a criminal record.
Now you may spot him in Grey Lynn, the neighbourhood where he grew up – and look out because you might see him driving one of these distinctive black BMW’s because this bad guy likes to think of himself as an entrepreneur and a marketing genius – but don’t let this trickster fool you – the truth is he’s anything but.
This cold blooded villian is responsible and alleged to have knowingly participated in a long standing string of independent compilations, club nights, nationwide tours and of course repeated releases produced at his own hand while his stunned victims, are still paying the price for his reckless acts of evil and terror.
So what you need to do if you’re in the auckland area is look out for these CD’s – full length DJ mixes and producer demo’s – just like this one, entitled “Tough Love”, given away free at discreet locations, by this callous and calculating no good criminal.
Be sure if you have any information that can lead to the capture of this fugitive from justice, make the call to make sure this lowlife get locked up where he belongs, in a jail cell for a very long time.
Not only are our direct lines are open and waiting for you – but we also have a special web location online where you can get more information on this case, view more evidence of these terrible crimes, and talk with our operators in complete confidence – it’s www.romantech.co.nz – I’m really out to get this guy, and I know you are too, so let’s make sure this is one scumbag that won’t be getting away.
sign up for our romantech update and not only will you see secret prosecutor evidence from the romantech file, you’ll get exclusive insider content detailing romantech’s mixing and marketing modus operandi so you’ll get the jump and catch out these crooks, before they make their next deadly move.
Let’s make sure Auckland is a better place for our children, safe from monster’s like Romantech.
This is Matt Turner from Reality compound, wishing for the safety and security of your family, and saying goodnight from Auckland’s most wanted.
See, videos are fun, and it doesn’t matter if you’re cool or rich or got tonnes of chicks, you can do a funny video.
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