Abstract Existentialist Blog Fun: Noob Eats New Beats

by Matt Romantech on November 27, 2010

So how do you like my abstract existentialist blog? I’m just getting gratuitous now like a drunk at last call, I know it’s going to be closing time soon so I may aswell milk as much out of my shabby antics as possible.

I’m getting it together over here so eventually whether it’s years or months I’m going to have to start writing something somebody might actually want to read.


It’s been exposed. The shocking truth has been revealed. I do not suffer depression or write a depressing blog at all.

I’m not quite sure what I was thinking when I first wrote this but I’m sure I was pretty confident about it. I had a similar thought today actually, y’know, if I didn’t spend so much time being miserable I would never have done the things I’ve done to make myself comfortable.

But is comfortable what anyone other than an old granny would want?

Young people feel like they want to conquer the world, conquer these mysterious and powerful forces within them, unfortunately as we get older we become to smart to hold on to our spirit.

My doctor told me to throw my homework into the fire and boot the grime of this world in the crotch.

Apparently I blog about some list on this blog which says basically, do your business, do your art and it’s not really very specific is it? I think it was supposed to be some voodoo witchdoctor recipe for opening up a source of inspiration known vaguely as the mystical or magical triangle.

It’s not fugue state or temporary amnesia, in fact I only mention that because it’s actually the opposite. Instead of temporarily forgetting . . . in an instant, I remembered . . . everything . . .

Hi this is Matt Romantech bringing you a Realpound comdity presentation.

It’s called my new light.

Hi I’m DJ Romantech.

This is the street. Cars.

People also, in the cars. You can see.

I’m all about the street. In the street is where the people live in the houses, and girls who are young beautiful they listen to the latest songs and wait for their dreams to come true.

These are all the houses but no one really knows who is in them, but they all have lives. All have stuff going on with their lives.

This is my BMW

I like to roll in BMW in the streets, and I’ve got my camera, I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.

I don’t know.

Can I have an interview man? I don’t have the answers man, look at me I don’t have a clue.

Am I even asking the right questions? What questions should I be asking?

Have you ever been married? Are you into like taking drugs and raving out to some drum and bass?

You can talk to girls?

Hi!

Would you like to my girlfriend?

Did you know I’m a DJ? I have a BMW, it’s pretty nice.

Do you think it could work out between us?

You’re just going to take all my money and stop having sex with me aren’t you?

I only really wanted to be somebody.

Like say if my life was beverly hills 90210 I wouldn’t have to be the main character, but still one of the characters who got to have a girlfriend.

Hi I’m DJ Romantech, and tonight we’re making a beat, beat this beat is called “New Beat” because it’s mainly about how we wanted to explain about something, but that information wasn’t available so we’re making this as a record, that our findings in regards to these were limited in their conclusions.

A lot of things in life are hard to explain so . . . yeah, so you might like to make a new beat.

“Noob Eats New Beats”

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